Enjoy Our Brunch Experience
Welcome to Brunch
Brunch was invented on December 18th, 2021 by visionary and highly functioning alcoholic Joe Hill (aka Mr. Brunch).
Many will make the argument that there is no way this randy created brunch, and those people may have a point. Joe Hill did NOT create brunch in the sense of the meal. What Joe Hill created was much bigger than that. He created a lifestyle: the brunch lifestyle.
Brunch can be at any time, anywhere, with anyone. The only prerequisite to have brunch is to eliminate all resemblance of lunch. You might say “Joe, what do you mean there can be no lunch? You tellin’ me a I can’t order a triple decker turkey club at brunch?” Of course you can have a triple decker turkey club (but kinda a psycho move for brunch). You see, lunch is the anti-brunch.
Like brunch, lunch is also a lifestyle; a lifestyle that is filled with sadness and really just all around negative vibes. Those who brunch must do all they can to eliminate lunch and lunch supporters from their lives.
Discover Our Brunch
The menu is a mix of alcoholic drinks and pretty normal breakfast food, and the menu changes with the seasons.
Be sure to ask about the daily specials!
Menu
Thirsty?
Mimosa
Enjoy a glass of champagne with exactly 2.5 droplets of orange juice
$2.50
Hungry?
Eggs Benny
Sorry we offer no vegetarian options
$15.50
Sleepy?
Espresso Martini
Enjoy our house made (dairy free) alcoholic energy drink for when you’re feeling your sleepiest
$9.00
Still Thirsty?
Bloody Mary
Have you ever been eating a pizza and thought “boy, I wish they had a drink that tasted just like the sauce in this?” Well imagine that but with more pepper and other random foods on top of it. NOTE: add $30 to remove spiciness from this disgusting beverage.
$8.50
Hungover?
Chicken Quesadilla
Are you deathly hungover and not hungry in the slightest? Order our violently average chicken quesadilla to have sit in front of you so you don’t feel left out. Not feeling nauseous for more than 6 seconds? Try taking a bite!
$13.00
Brunch
Accept brunch into your life today.
Open Hours
Everyday: 11:30 am – 10:00 pm
Location
4 Fifth Street,
Charlotte, NC 06269
Reservation
(518) 338 6900
hillj1895@yahoo.com
Brunch Like Joe Hill 